tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97392332011-04-22T04:35:04.705+08:00doodledrumsnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9739233.post-1107439604039293462005-02-03T21:50:00.000+08:002005-02-03T22:06:44.040+08:00Whoever said that the first 3 months in JC are the honeymoon period is a bloody moron. Seriously, this statement cannot be any further from the real truth. As Shang would say "This doesn't Jive with the facts on the ground", there is just much bloody work to do. I am like 1 whole tutorial behind on each an every subject. AHHHH, its pissifying. Either the JC life is just going to get worse(which sounds damn scary) or the teachers are just purposely overloading us to make sure we dont slack. <br /> <br />I havent got the time to do all the things i enjoy doing. I havent played CS or Unreal in a month. I have to ration the number of hours i watch TV and sleep is like a faraway concept. I must manage my time carefully. <br /> <br />As for lessons, they are pretty fun lah. Lectures are okay, i make a conscious attempt to listen and follow, but in most cases hopelessly. And tutorials, woah, they are damn blardie fun. Like in Chem tuturial today, where everyone was copying or GP, where everyone usually talks cock. I usually sit next to Ajit in tutorials and sitting next to him has made me realise a lot of things about him. <br /> <br />1. He is a huge muggger. <br />2. He isnt as dum as he looks or as he talks. In fact he is pretty bright. <br />3. He is a nice guy, can talk to him. <br />4. He can be quite funny, but only when he isnt consciously trying to be funny. <br /> <br />other than that, let me post something funny to give u peepz a laugh. <br /> <br /><strong>Condom Dog </strong> <br />A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What do you do with all of those?" <br />The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them and now he shits in little plastic baggies!" <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9739233-110743960403929346?l=doodledrums.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doodledrumsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9739233.post-1106493479194203922005-01-23T23:00:00.000+08:002005-01-23T23:22:21.110+08:00a new day, a new beginning. dunno where the hell i got that from, but it is very apt in this situation. i am in a new school, which is in a new building, i am meeting new people and making new enemies. <br /> <br />so being the typical me, i think that it is only right that i post something incredibly rude but overwhelmingly funny on my blog. <br /> <br />so here goes: <br /> <br /><em><strong>The Pee Name List</strong></em> <br /> <br />Excitable Type <br />Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. <br /> <br />Sociable Type <br />Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not. <br /> <br />Timid Type <br />Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. <br /> <br />Noisy Type <br />Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool. <br /> <br />Indifferent Type <br />All urinals being occupied, uses sink. <br /> <br />Clever Type <br />Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time. <br /> <br />Vain Type <br />Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do. <br /> <br />Absent-Minded Type <br />Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants. <br /> <br />Worried Type <br />Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing. <br /> <br />Disgruntled Type <br />Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out <br />muttering. <br /> <br />Sneaky Type <br />Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him. <br /> <br />Sloppy Type <br />Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later. <br /> <br />Learned Type <br />Reads a book or newspaper while pissing. <br /> <br />Childish Type <br />Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing. <br /> <br />Strong Type <br />Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops. <br /> <br />Drunken Type <br />Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers. <br /> <br />Embarrassed Type <br />Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers. <br /> <br />Cock-Eyed Type <br />Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one. <br /> <br /> <br />courtesy of www.peenames.com. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9739233-110649347919420392?l=doodledrums.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doodledrumsnoreply@blogger.com0